The Red Card 30 Sexiest Women of 2010
- Hey everyone, I would like to wish everyone a very safe and Merry Christmas. I hope you get to spend it with those who are close to you. Welcome to the most risqué edition of the blog all year. If you are opposed to seeing beautiful women, most of them scantily clad, this particular blog is not for you. If so, I do welcome you back next week when I get back to the college bowl season, NFL playoff chase, and update you on all the happenings in the NBA. Before you start, here are a couple of important notes before you dive in:
- To all the ladies out there: be the best you can be. Trying to imitate these women is ridiculous. Dont go on crazy diets, or get absurd plastic surgeries, please. There are 30 women who made this list. That means for every 1 of them, there are 100 million other women in the world. 1/100 million is the definition of a long shot. Do you, ladies, and the rest will work itself out.
- Fellas: if you think 1/100 million is a long shot, then your odds of landing one of these 30 beautiful ladies is about 1/1 billion. It sure is fun to dream thou………whoa, sorry I drifted off thinking about Katy Perry again. Damn!
- This was originally supposed to be the Top 25 Sexiest Women of 2010, but after much deliberation, I couldnt cut 5 ladies from the list, so it became the Top 30. All that means is that these women are all so incredibly hott, it is beyond a struggle to rank them. I did my best, so deal with it.
- My friends and family are too beautiful for this list.
- Disclaimer: none of these pictures are mine. Props to those that did take them.
30. Katie Aselton: The fantasy football geek/sexy wife on The League, she can (and probably should) pick my team next year. The perfect combination of sports and looks.
29. Bar Refaeli: Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model in 2009. Do I need to say more?
28. Hayden Panettiere: As Enrique would say “She can be my hero baby, she can kiss away the pain.” Honestly, though, she has come a long way from the the tom-boy daughter in Remember the Titans.
27. Zooey Deschanel. Maybe a surprise to you that she made the Top 30, but not to me. Zooey is not only an accomplished actor, but she can also sing, and we are not talking auto-tune here.
26. Sophia Vergara: Has any star come out of nowhere like Sophia in the past 2 years? Not to mention, that she was a successful model before her stint on Modern Family.
25. Nicole Scherzinger. 3 words for you: Pussy. Cat. Dolls. Nicole is the ringleader of that circus.
24. Zoe Saldana. Easily the hottest Trekkie of all time. Live long and prosper, Zoe.
23. Jessica Alba. The only reason she is lower on the list that most expect is due to time of from the silver screen. Im sure she will be back soon enough.
22. Kaley Cuoco. She is the only thing that could possibly make The Big Bang Theory worth watching.
21. Danneel Harris. Known for both acting and modeling, she played Kumar’s girlfriend in Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
20. Olivia Wilde. While she is in TRON: Legacy right now, I fell in love with her as the bi-sexual, Huntington’s disease riddled doctor 13 on House.
19. Jessica Biel: Nobody will ever forget her scene with Adam Sandler in I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. She was also in the A-Team this summer. In a list where perfect bodies exist everywhere, she may have the best.
18. Alice Eve. 1) She is a model. 2) She studied at Oxford and is insanely smart. 3) She’s out of my league. Well, duh. That was the name of the movie she starred in last year. Look it up, its not that good, but she is hott in it.
17. Reese Witherspoon. How do you know? Ive known she was gonna make this list for a long time. Sassy, and southern? Yes.
16. Malin Ackerman. After guest starring in one of the best Entourage episodes ever, Malin has been on fire. Nothing can put the tall Swedish model out.
15. Blake Lively. Although I have never seen Gossip Girl, I have seen The Town, and she was excellent. Look for Blake in the Green Lantern in January.
14. Stacy Kiebler. I’ll go right out and say it, she has the best legs/butt on the list. Easy. Plus, she loves football and was a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader.
13. Kim Kardashian. Kim has the best curves on the list. I despise America for making her a celebrity, but she makes lucky #13 on the list based on pure mega-hotness.
12. Erin Andrews. Will you marry me, Erin? Of all the people on this list, she lives on the sidelines of sporting events, which could make her #1 on my list for the coolest girl ever.
11. Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s Brazilian. She’s a Victoria’s Secret angel. What’s there not to love/drool over?
10. Jennifer Aniston. She may be the hottest 40ish year old ever. Look at this picture and tell me Im wrong!
9. Jeniffer Love Hewitt. To me, she is one of the most naturally beautiful women out there. Although, Im not mad that she gets dolled up either. Caliente.
8. Megan Fox. The word sexy was invented to describe her. That is all that needs to be said.
7. Kate Beckinsale. Kate also studied at Oxford, but being smart is just one of her many talents. Ill give you 1 guess to what she said her best attribute is…..
6. Brooklyn Decker. She is the cover model for the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Andy Roddick is one lucky bastard.
5. Marisa Miller. She models for the Swimsuit Edition, Victoria’s Secret, and many others. Her favorite hobby isn’t shopping though, its surfing.
4. Katy Perry. She kissed a girl, and she liked it. Then she stole every dude’s heart. Baby, she’s a firework.
3. Cheryl Cole. Most people in the U.S. dont know about Cheryl Cole, but she is the U.K.’s version of Katy Perry. She gets my vote for most beautiful face on the list. Simply Gorgeous.
2. Emmanuelle Chriqui. If you havent seen Emmanuelle as ‘Sloan’ in Entourage, you are missing out. Go, right now, and watch all 7 seasons. GO! She is out of this world hot.
1. Joanna Krupa. There is nobody better that I could fit at the top of the list. Not only is she a model for many different organizations, she is also a very controversial activist for PETA. She claims that she would rather go naked than ever wear fur. I can speak for every man in the world when I say that we would shut down all fur production in the world if she were to keep her promise.
- So that will wrap up this special edition of the blog. I hope you enjoyed the scenery. Back to sports next week!
Nick… I love you
No, I love you.
Job well done sir! I would have personally thrown in Adriana Lima and Delta Goodrem over Blake, Reece or Zooey. I’m gonna throw this out there, I am likin my girl Stacy up there at 14. I think she should be moved up a couple spots!!
Its really tough to make these lists, but all of those girls were up for consideration. Every guy likes something different though! Stacy is so underrated!
Mmmm Sloan…..you should make this a weekly thing
Let me just add that I appreciate your references to certain mental abilities of some of these ladies, although I do question how much that really came into play as you made your decision. Beauty fades, but stupid is forever.
Marti: Thanks. I tried to class it up a bit.
Brandon: lol. And yes, SLOAN.
Marisa Miller quite possibly might be one of the hottest woman alive, along with Cheryl Cole. Good list. I can agree with Zooey D on there, she is smoking (nerd) hot!
Nice email address, douche.
Loved it… BUT, no so fast—
1. 3 girls in the top three that virtually no one knows?
2. Jennifer Anniston? Is this the AARP Top 30?
3. No Minka Kelly? Seriously? She married/is dating Derek Jeter, if Derek Jeter marries her, that means she IS the hottest girl in the world… He’s Derek Jeter.
4. No Ryan Reynolds? I know it technically doesn’t fit the parameters of the list- but the dude’s f-in hot, bro.
Ah, you Lee Corso’d me.
1) If anyone doesnt know those 3, thats their problem.
2) Aniston is still super sexy.
3) I know, I know. I have got a ton of shit for excluding her, adrianna lima, and mila kunis.
4) hot damn.
1. Touche
2. Agreed, she’s at least 15x better than #17 on your list… I’ll never get why people like her. But that’s a 2 hour long debate some other time.
3. You should get a ton of crap for leaving Lima and Kelly off- pure blasphemy. You’re a sinner.
4. Did you hear he’s single again?!?!?
DONT YOU DARE DISS ON REESE!
it’s nice to see jennifer aniston up there. she’s still gorgeous.
katy perry..nuff said.
and i effing love emmanuelle chriqui. sooooo hot.
i also think catherine zeta-jones could’ve made the list. somethin to think about?
CZJ is still very hot, but this isnt 1997. Aniston is still money.
Minka Kelly was named Esquire magazine’s sexiest woman of 2010 and she doesn’t even make your top 30?
I know, I know. I dont find her as hott as most do…..
I’ve met three of the chicks on this list. Thanks for bringing back memories…. and She’s Out of My League isn’t that bad.
(I posted this last December but for some reason it didn’t show)